Sex

You always think of sex every six minutes.
That makes you less concentrated when you are at work.
Why don´t they have company porn cinemas then?
When you feel that you got stuck at work, you would just go to the porn movies for some minutes, then you feel better and you continue working.
…or, since hookers are used to clean up anyway…they could work as janitors in a company.
They would have a regular job and they wouldn´t miss her old job. They would have much sex.
The best thing about it is that your wife couldn´t accuse you for cheating on her. It´s nothing personal, it´s like a business meeting!

© Andreas Plefka