Kissing

Last night I had a nightmare!
I dreamed that I had sex with a woman…and I kissed her! That scared me!
I never kiss a woman while having sex! What´s the point?
My dick hasn´t got any advantage cause of that, he only reacts at a good movement down there…kissing can´t affect that in any way!
Why do people kiss while having sex?
I think cause it´s the best tactic for holding the woman back from talking.
I mean, you do one hell of a job down there and if she begins to talk, she might ruin your entire progress.
So it´s the best to keep her mouth shut till you are done.
Getting a blowjob is also really good!
Its actually the only work women do without complaining.
Usually a woman begins to work on something and instantly starts complaining.
She goes like,
“I have to wash the clothes now….why is it so much anyways? I wash the clothes every week…I can´t take that shit no more!”
But when she is giving a blowjob, she is working for full 20 minutes without even saying one word!
That´s my imagination of a good relationship!

© Andreas Plefka