Frontdoor

Last week i got my frontdoor changed. It now swings to the outside!
I wondered, “Why should I be the passive part when someone comes up to my house?”
I let it change so I can be active when someone wants to see me!
For example when some guys from a church want to sell me their shit.
Now that the door swings to the outside I can give 'em a little punch to welcome them!
I´m actually really looking forward to the day my mother-in-law shows up…
I will open the door a little bit…wait 2 or 3 seconds and then I will kick it with full power. Let´s see if she can handle that!
And I´m really looking forward to the day I punch someone with the door and he comes back.
Like, “Sorry sir, it was my fault, I didn´t know your door swings to the outside!”
Well, he must be a very funny guy! I will invite him into my house…let´s see what else I can do to him!