Fast Food

What´s the deal with fast food?
Nowadays, it isnt very fast!
Usually, there are fatlazy guys behind the counter who you cant even understand, so that takes time!
And you can´t even get to the counter directly. There are always like 5 customers infront of you. They have to deal with that guy behind the counter first!
Then they screw up your order! They are like, “What did you have again?”
And very often your favourite burger hasn´t even been prepared yet, so you have to wait some time.
So it´s definately not very fast…like for example mcdonald´s…you know how they have golden arches?
They should be called the bronze arches, because that´s what the service is like…and Burger King should be Burger Prince!
…and what is the point of the drive-thru anyways?
It takes even longer to get the food there!
The customers at the counter inside get served faster and the people in the cars have to wait.
Well, it´s not that mcdonald´s wants to give you a nice service there.
If you would ask them, they told you that it´s a better service for getting your food without the need looking for a parking space.
But they only think like,
“Take your burgers and get the hell outta here, we don´t want you to get our tables and seats dirty with our sloppy burgers!”
That might be the reason for them to call it fast food!
“Here is your burger and now get outta here, FAST!”