Do you have to use elevators often?
I have to! I work in a big building and have to go to the 10th floor everyday.
I hate it! I really do! You know why? Cause everytime there is someone farting in there!
And I never figured out who it is! They never get caught!
You know what their tactic is?
Most of em fart really loud, so you canīt figure out the direction where it comes from.
It echoes so much, so its impossible to tell.
Believe me, it works. I tested it! Sometimes the other guys think itīs the elevator breaking loose!
But why do people fart in the elevator?
I mean, you are in there for like 30 secs maybe, the chance that you have to fart in there goes against 0. So I think the people do it on purpose!
Why do they do it on purpose?
You know, when they are in an office with other people or in a corridor and they fart they might get caught.
They go in an elevator, where it’s a minor risk to get caught.
So look out, when you are in an elevator and someone comes in, he might just have to fart.

© Andreas Plefka