Addictive

They say that many things are addictive.
Internet is addictive, gambling is addictive, drugs are addictive... Whatīs the point of telling you that those things are addictive? Everything is addictive!
You take a dump everyday, so you are addicted to it. Itīs a really shitty thing to do, but you canīt stop doing it.
Well, you might say now, that you have to do it, so you canīt say that it is addictive.
But think about it! That’s the meaning of being addicted:
You think you have to do it!
And it is really relieving isnt it? So since everything is addictive, shut up and enjoy it!

© Andreas Plefka